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| Lawlolawl Rct |
 Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:10 pm Post subject: Augtember Writing Contest Results! |
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Cupid's Secretary
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Here's Jam_Man's entry:
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Once upon an Earlobe lived three (Or nineteen, don't ask me) purple Lizards. Each of them had always drempt about owning a giraffe catalogue. Wait, did I say catalogue? I ment Cadillac. Anyways, one day, a special offer show up on their Kaleikovision, and they set out to find one. They walk over many fields of science, plethora, noun, cows, clouds, walls, giraffe cadillacs, and chigagos, when they finally arrive at the world-famous Fair Of Icicle. However, it being Supringer, the icicle fair only went on for about 2 hours. They walked around and took in all the sights (not to mention a plot device) NO! *sigh*, baby bird) and came upon the cave of FIOIOFjaegjawegioawjg0awgjgrgjagjkaopwgregkopopwekga each of the Cats decided to go in. Now, FIOIOFjaegjawegioawjg0awgjgrgjagjkaopwgregkopopwekga seemed like a cute widdle cuddly bear, but he was really a cute little moocow. As each of the Cows went in, they came across the plot device. NO! Fine, baby bird. They attacked it for 190 damage! Baby bird uses: LOL attack! Huh? Takes 500000000 Damage! Huh? Is ded lol! Will you A)Flee B)Flee C)Flee D)OFKOAKO. . . . . . You have chosen Flee. You escaped. FIOIOFjaegjawegioawjg0awgjgrgjagjkaopwgregkopopwekga heard some noise, and went to see what it was. It turned out to be Mr. 667, who absolutely HATED children. NO! Ok, n00bs. Sad Mr. 8889 said "GTFO N000000000b lol!!1" So FIOIOFjaegjawegioawjg0awgjgrgjagjkaopwgregkopopwekga GTFO'd. This story is pretty long, I think. Anyways, the Yellow aardvarks made their way through Candy Mountain, only to discover 1 Giration Catalogue! One of them went to rub his face on it, but it was guarded by an evil Lindsay Lohan! Ewwww! So they fleed, and on the way back to their Dungeon, they found a Girfarfe Cadolog. They killed each other, and one was left alive. He took the condolensceses home, and got married to FIOIOFjaegjawegioawjg0awgjgrgjagjkaopwgregkopopwekga. It was fun. there was cake. We were going to invite the Companion Cube, but you killed him. Anyways, Mr. and Mrs. FIOIOFjaegjawegioawjg0awgjgrgjagjkaopwgregkopopwekga had 200,000 beautiful diamond cakes, and they all lived happily ever after with their sexy tubular awesome giraffe catalog and 29 Childs. The End.
By Jam_Man.
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Here is Legend's entry:
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Once upon a time, 30 years from now...
Little Ginger Pumpkin was at home, with her husband, Potato John. Anyway, Potato John got shot with words. Those words were turned into his will. It said, "I give all of my possessions to the caveman, who I wanted to give a cookie to to repay my debt of stealing one back in now time." So, LGP decided to go on an adventure to find a treasure, to bring back someone who is  . So, the adventure begins...
Day 1
"Oh no! I must hurry to get the Neekro Chalice before one week has passed, otherwise I cannot save my dear husband!"
Just then, T-Pain came flying down.
"You shall not take my cookie!"
"OK."
"No! My one weakness, terrible shoes!"
"Excuse me? Oh no you didn't!"
One a**-kicking later
"And that is for baking brownies!"
So, the quest began again.
Day 6.12
Yeah, it's been that long.
"La la la la la la!"
"I am an alien that has come to take your peanut butter!"
"O rly?"
"Yeah rly!"
"Well, to save my husband in time, I will make you watch Dora!"
"No! Not again! My eyes! Noo!"
"Hasta lavista, alien!"
"No! Don't leave me here!"
"OK. I will grant you one wish."
"No way! You can do that?"
"Yes."
"Wow, I wish I knew that earlier!"
"Wish granted. We just went back in time 7 lines."
"Oh, man!"
Day 6.7979099990929999993
"Oh no! It is the Temple of Cheese!"
"Blue blue blue blue!" said the ancient sages.
"We hold what you seek! But, you must answer a riddle. If you can grant wishes, why didn't you just wish your husband back to life?"
"O crap, I don't know! T-Pain?"
"No."
"Aliens?"
"No."
"Oh no, I wish I knew!"
Wish granted.
"I know it! It is because the element of overredundency within me died trying to save my husband! Can I have a cookie now?"
"No. You get a Neekro Chalice!"
*Audience applauds*
"But, I want a cookie!"
"Then you should have stopped T-Pain for his!"
"Nooooo!!!"
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Since the assignment was to make a story that was as confusing as possible while still having a plot that MADE SENSE, neither of you win. Legend, use dialogue tags!!! And write stories like STORIES, not like movie scripts! Jam_Man, all I can say is that it made nooooo sense at all. And use spellcheck.
/extreme letdown
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| Lawlolawl FireFox |
| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:04 am Post subject: |
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ouch.... glad I didn't enter. 
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| Legend |
| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:31 am Post subject: |
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Cosmonaut
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Location: The land of the free and the home of the Whopper.
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If you had entered, you probably would've won...
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| Jam_Man |
| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:17 am Post subject: Re: Augtember Writing Contest Results! |
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Alphabet Singer
Joined: 30 Jul 2009
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Location: Ableton Live.
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| Lawlolawl Rct wrote: |
And use spellcheck. |
I. Will. Never. 
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| Slippy |
| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:10 am Post subject: |
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Chicken Sexer
Joined: 02 May 2009
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Location: Your mom's bed
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Yee speel chek is fore teh lozeres haw haw haw haw haw
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| Lawlolawl Louis |
| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:01 am Post subject: |
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Fortune Cooker Writer
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I have a story. It is really confusing. 
One day, there was a man who could travel at the speed of light. He decided to do this really cool thing. He took a flashlight and he turned it on while traveling at the speed of light and ran towards the light. Rest of story is for you to decide.
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| Lawlolawl Sean |
| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Foosball Champion
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
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*claps*
LOUISSSS WINNS!
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| Lawlolawl FireFox |
| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Ahaha! Yay for Louis!!! :D
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